April 2011
2 posts
March 2011
2 posts
January 2011
1 post
December 2010
1 post
Boker Yang Benar (via DetikHealth)
Duduk di toilet dengan mengarahkan badan ke depan. Istirahatkan lengan di paha dan sedikit angkat tumit kaki.
Alternatif lain, arahkan badan ke depan dengan memegang pergelangan kaki.
Usahakan rektum (jalur usus besar dekat anus) santai dan rasakan ada sedikit tonjolan yang keluar
Bibir, rahang dan mulut yang terbuka akan memfasilitasi relaksasi otot panggul yang normal selama BAB.
Tarik...
September 2010
5 posts
1 tag
July 2010
4 posts
Keong Racun
Dasar kau keong racun Baru kenal eh ngajak tidur Ngomong nggak sopan santun Kau anggap aku ayam kampung Kau rayu diriku Kau goda diriku Kau colek diriku Eh, ku takut sekali Tanpa basa basi kau ngajak happy happy Eh, kau tak tahu malu Tanpa basa basi kau ngajak happy happy Mulut kumat kemot Matanya melotot Lihat body semok Pikiranmu jorok Mentang-mentang kau kaya Aku dianggap jablay Dasar koboy...
Test Pasien Gila
Beberapa hari yang lalu, Siti berkunjung untuk menjenguk kerabat di RSJ. Seorang dokter menghampiri Siti untuk mengajak Siti ngobrol-ngobrol tentang segala hal, mulai dari bagaimana penanganan pasien sampai ke masalah-masalah umum dalam hidup Siti. Sampai tiba saatnya ketika Siti bertanya kepada dokter itu, “Dok, gimana sih caranya dokter ngetest pasien-pasien dokter itu masih gila...
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Joke Garing
Pembeli : mas berapa jeruknya sekilo ? Pemjual : 5000 rupiah Pembeli : wah manis gak ,mas ? Penjual : jamin manis bu , kalau asem gak usah bayar deh Pembeli : tolong bungkus sekilo yang asem yah.. ___________________ Suami : bu , bangun Istri : ada apa sih pak Suami : tadi aku ke WC , pas buka pintu lampunya menyala , pas aku tutup ...
June 2010
3 posts
2 tags
Hobi Cowo
Cewek : mas merokok ?
Cowok : tidak
Cewek : mas suka minum miras ?
Cowok : tidak
Cewek : mas suka judi ?
Cowok : tidak
Cewek : Mas suka main perempuan ?
Cowok : tidak
Cewek : hobbi mas apa ?
Cowok : bo'ong
1 tag
Surat Cinta Seorang Pembantu Untuk Pacar Bulenya
Mbak Sum bermaksud mutusin pacarnya bule-nya Robby (dari Australia) Akan tetapi dia tidak berani bertemu muka dengan kekasihnya. Mbak Sum menulis surat dengan berbekal kamus Inggris dan pengetahuan yang pas-pas-an. Berikut isi suratnya: Hi Robby, together this letter I give know you. (hai Robby, bersama surat ini aku memberitahumu) I Want cut connection us. (saya ingin memutuskan hubungan...
May 2010
3 posts
Suzuki Yamaguchi
First day of school in an American high school in Washington DC. The teacher introduces the new kid, Suzuki Yamaguchi from Japan to the rest of the class. As the class start, the teacher says: “Let’s start with a small quiz in American history”. Who said “Freedom or death?” Suddenly silence and only Suzuki raises his hand: “Patrick Henry, 1775. in ...
April 2010
4 posts
50 Questions That Will Free Your Mind
These questions have no right or wrong answers.
Because sometimes asking the right questions is the answer.
How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you are?
Which is worse, failing or never trying?
If life is so short, why do we do so many things we don’t like and like so many things we don’t do?
When it’s all said and done, will you have said more than you’ve done?
What is the one...
March 2010
4 posts
Things That Make You Go Hmmm…
Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?
Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
When something is out of order, should we order it some more order?
Why does “slow...
February 2010
7 posts
Percakapan 16 Mei 2009 pukul 12.51 antara akun...
Anand: “I LOVE YOU TOO TARA VERY MUCH…BUT YOU CAN GIVE ME ‘yourself’ RIGHT? Okay, laugh now….be cheerful..cc u soon, i m missing you very much to.. Tara: Of course i give you all of me to you..i am yours ..please ask me anything but please…don’t ask me to leave you..cause whatever happen the only thing i don’t want to let go in this life...
Prison vs Work
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IN PRISON…you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. AT WORK….you spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.
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IN PRISON…you get three meals a day (free). AT WORK…..you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it yourself.
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IN PRISON…you get time off for good...
Politics Explained
FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.
PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else’s cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.
BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and put them in a barn with everyone else’s...
51 Funniest Homer's Quote
Operator! Give me the number for 911!
Oh, so they have internet on computers now!
Bart, with $10,000, we’d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love!
Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.
I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me Superman.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for...
5 Cara Merokok Yang Sehat
Jangan merokok didepan teman yang lagi kere, bisa2 rokokmu habis
Hisaplah rokok sedalam mungkin supaya hemat pernapasan
Jangan merokok saat mengendarai motor/mobil, karena rokok cepat habis kena angin
Kalau lagi kere, duduklah disamping orang merokok supaya kecipratan asapnya, lumayan
Apapun rokoknya, kalau di-‘rokok’-in tetap lebih enak
#selebtwitter by @Cacimaki
All this is grabbed from @cacimaki
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#selebtwitter jarang ngereply. sekali reply cuman ke orang yang itu itu aja.
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#selebtwitter biarpun tweetnya...